My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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