South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Randomize
