Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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