Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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