I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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