1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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