my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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