no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Randomize
