yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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