I wanna bring you to show and tell
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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