i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
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