Where is the hickey?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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