shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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