you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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