Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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