But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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