His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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