you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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