we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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