YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Randomize
