How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Randomize
