North Korea, Best Korea!
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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