Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
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