glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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