No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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