nut hugger
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I want her autograph on my taint
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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