Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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