dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I think i got beer on your cat.
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