She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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