4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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