My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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