Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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