hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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