I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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