i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
she told me i tasted like america
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
soo... how was my night?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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