Are we in a gay sports bar?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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