I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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