new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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