so that wasnt chicken after all
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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