Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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