Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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