Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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