I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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