the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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