you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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