I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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