This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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