Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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