So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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