Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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