escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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