She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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