I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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