i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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