So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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