The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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