jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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